A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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women's rights

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Sarah Palin.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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