Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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