- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Women's rights

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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