- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A man walks into a bar

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

I C U P White stuff

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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