Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Penis

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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