How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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