- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A car walks into a bar.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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