- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Yanter, Look it up

Who is John Galt?

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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