What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Read a Book.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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