- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

do you have a wife?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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