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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Lindsay Lohan

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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