- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

will you like this joke my sources say no

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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