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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

women's rights

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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