On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Emily Walker.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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