If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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