We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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