- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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