- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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