WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Democracy.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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