Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

If life gives you lemonade.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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