Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

homosexual

A drunk guy walks into a car

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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