- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A man goes to the potty.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

poopy is poopy

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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