- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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