josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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