What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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women's rights.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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