Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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WNBA

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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