- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

one stop shop

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A man died.

How about that airline food?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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