Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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