- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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