Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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The WNBA

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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