- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Once upon a time, The end.

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