A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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