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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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