- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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