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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

the NAACP

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.