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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

a man walked into a bar....

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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