Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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