- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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