my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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