- Anti Joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties