How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Your mom.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Diarrhea

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats worse than gill? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...