whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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