- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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