roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Gay republicans

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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