- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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