Once upon a time, The end.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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