- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What is green and slow Grass.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Where's my baby??

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

i have yougurt mit traktor

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

you see theres this guy.

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