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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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