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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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