Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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