- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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