- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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