- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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