- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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