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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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