Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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