- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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