- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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