What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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