- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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