Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Screw it you write the joke.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

sucks Syntax...

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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