A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

your face is kinda funny

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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