Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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