Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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