- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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