- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Massie is a fatass

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