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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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