- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

How do you make a little girl cry?

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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