- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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