- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Guest what? Dog

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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