Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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PENIS :)

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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