- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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