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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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