What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Poop...

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Anti Joke

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