- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

noah is a scrub jungle

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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