- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you call an arab ?

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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