why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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