What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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